What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:04
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
So they tried
How do I express sarcasm in non-dialogue text when writing a fiction novel?
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Quia qui rem laborum itaque vel.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Still no good.
Which is better for your skin red light therapy or blue light therapy?
share office space ...
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why did VP Vance decide to humiliate the President of Ukraine on national TV?
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Astronomers discover the largest 'ultramassive' black hole ever seen - Earth.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Study Finds How Human Sperm Defies Newton's Third Law Of Motion - Republic World
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Then came..
How can someone get patrons on Patreon if they are a beginner artist?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.